ssfobmrpwnc: the game « Bob-net Never Dies

Hey! How about some fun?!

Instead of the usual ol’ borderline-boring SSFOBMRPWNC, let’s mix it up. Literally.

I’m mixing and matching the lines and the movies. See if you can match them up. Here’s a twist. One of the movies has its proper review excerpt intact. See if you can figure out which one it is. Game on! (And no fair link-peeking!)

The Game Plan: When you enter the enemy’s world and live in it, can you avoid becoming like them? — Badmouth

The Kingdom: I was surprised by how funny it was. — strawberry.jude 4ever

The Darjeeling Limited: You will see complex relationships between friends, spouses, lovers, and children. — Just hanging out and creating

Lust, Caution: He doesn’t even have a topographic map of the area. — Living In Cinema

Feast Of Love: There’s no real point or reason for this film’s existence. — Eclipse Magazine

Postal: It’s Almost Monumental. — Almost Monumental

Good Luck Chuck: While the film is being promoted as the last in the series, the closing shot offers the possibility of an infinite number of sequels. — danieleagan.com

Resident Evil: Extinction: All three kids really enjoyed it, and my friend even got weepy at one point. — Catch-19: A Prototype

The Jane Austen Book Club: In reality, Americans are just not ready for the truth. — Arab Writers Group Syndicate

Into The Wild: Isn’t this the same movie that features a full-frontal nude scene involving an aging and hefty Dave Foley? — The Children of Marx and Coca-Cola

John Says:

October 2, 2007 at 8:14 am

Let’s DO THIS!

There’s no point or reason for Postal.

Resident Evil has an infinite possibility of sequels.

Americans aren’t ready for the truth of The Kingdom.

Complex relationships in Feast of Love.

No topographic map in The Darjeeling Limited.

Surprised that Good Luck Chuck was funny. (I would be. Eat a dick, Dane Cook!)

Weepy friend, entertained kids in The Game Plan.

Enter enemy’s world … Jane Austen Book Club?

Lust, Caution … naked Dave Foley.

Now I’ll see if I’m right. I know I’m not because I mixed ‘em all up when you said that one actually had it’s own review.

bobotron Says:

October 2, 2007 at 8:40 am

4 out of 10. Less than Almost Monumental.

Shagr Says:

October 6, 2007 at 11:45 pm

Tip for those that are playing: I assure you that the folks over at Almost Monumental would never say Postal is Almost Monumental. :)

Chelsea Says:

October 7, 2007 at 6:52 pm

I’m gonna try my luck, Chuck:

Darjeeling- “Topographic map…”
Resident Evil- “Last in the series…”
The Kingdom- “Surprised by how funny…”
The Game Plan- “Kids really enjoyed it…”
Good Luck Chuck- “Almost Monumental…” (Maybe almost monumental in how horrible it is? Or, the other far more disturbing scenario being that somewhere someone has seen this movie at least 3 times and loved it more and more each time. I know, I know. But it’s just the world we live in, Guys.)
Into The Wild- “Americans just are not ready…”?
Lust, Caution- “Complex Relationships…”
Feast of Love- “Full-frontal Foley…”(WTF???)
Jane Austen-”Enemy’s world…”
Postal- “No real point…”